What can I say? Yup, I’ve been slack. A lot has been happening in the last few weeks, some good, some bad. However, I will push forth into the abyss of the unknown and inform you of the imminent bossing Europe trip I have fashioned for myself.
I will be embarking on a hop on-hop off system of buses throughout Europe, starting in Paris. After selecting a croissant, I will push forth into Amsterdam where I’m Gonna Ride My Bike Until I Get Home, and onto Berlin for the Sausage and Potato.
Here I will jetset through the sky to Athens, where I get to see run down buildings, and onto the Greek Islands, where I get to see the bottom of a cocktail glass.
Once recovered, it is jetset time again over to Venice. After being serenaded by the Gondola driver, I will make my way to Croatia, where I’ve heard Split and Dubrovnik are well pretty.
This takes me to Rome, Italy. After chatting with the Pope, I trek up to Florence. Especially looking forward to Cinque Terre, with all it’s beauty and stuff.
From there I’ve heard Nice is nice and Milan has some cool clothes, but it’s Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland that the extreme happens. Bungee jumping and canyon swinging.
After this there is a welcome stop in Barcelona. This is where I will stuff myself full with Paella and Tapas. Cuz I can.
On my way to Valencia, I will practice with my throwing arm, cuz I will be throwing TOMATOES at people. La Tomatina is one big giant tomato fight.
Sightseeing through Madrid, San Sebastian and Tours, I will make my way to Oktoberfest, which needs no explanation.
Following this, I will be moving onto Dresden, then Prague, which I’ve been told is a must do. Vienna is the fullstop.
Can I get a hell yeah?